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GIRD YE THY LIONS.
PREPARE TO BATTLE THE LEGIONS OF DOOM.
TURN TO FACE THE FORCES OF THE UNDERWORLD.
DUST DOWN YOUR DOGECOIN WALLETS.
LIQUIDATE YOUR BITCOIN HOLDINGS.
PLACE YOUR PROPERTY PORTFOLIOS ON THE MARKET.
CASH IN YOUR GOLD STORES.
DRINK YOUR WINE COLLECTIONS.
LIGHT UP YOUR CIGARS.
PLACE SEVERAL MEAT ITEMS ON THE GRILL.
For ye must prepare thyselves for the ultimate tale of a Hermit to have ever been written (what? — Ed).
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your attention to this important matter.
Take it easy. And thanks for reading.